Kong Suni, the Korean Farting Doll

Or  [영실업] 콩순이 방귀대장, 응가대장 if you prefer. 

Here's looking at you . . . I mean ME . . . Wait—

A Japanese company will make a mask for you OF you. This will prove useful for times when you want to go out in public and you want to be recognized.

Wait, I STILL don't get it!