Ain't that the truth!

Via.

life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there sloane crosley

Deep Thoughts

Via.

Why are there pictures of babies on packages of toilet paper? Babies are the only people who don't use toilet paper.

Deep Questions

When I got tired of making the bed, I used to ask, "Why do I have to make it when I'm just going to sleep in it again?"

Then my wife pointed out, "Yeah! And why wipe your bum when you're just going to have to poop again?"

Now I just make the bed.