Dude, your bowling ball is scaring me.

Heads are going to roll! Via. (Thanks, Lorli!)

Happy Val— oh, gag.

Last February, I shared this zombie Valentine's Day card from Elliott Quince over at QuinkyArt. And it's so good, I'm resurrecting it!

So the lawn gnomes are now zombies?

Oh, I see. Ick. (Via.)

Vegetable Zombies!

Our doorbell rang late last night. But when I opened the door, all I found were these vegetable zombies!

At first I was scared, but then I started admiring the handiwork. Man, look at the guts coming out of the little zombie on the left! And the face on the big zombie is awesome.

Too bad zombies can't spell. :)

Kitten eats zombie brain.

The best part is the *nom nom* sound!

Zombie Jerky: A product that's not making a lot of sense!

Ooh, look, it's Zombie Jerky!

But is this jerky made FROM zombies? Or is the jerky made FOR zombies, and from humans?

Neither. The package says this is beef jerky. It also helpfully says that the jerky is "for eating"! 

Okay, so why is the jerky green? Oh, my brain hurts from so many questions.

Hey, now THAT sounds good: BRAAIINS!

Read David Moye's article on zombie jerky here.

Gross Valentine's Day Cards!

Over at QuinkyArt, artist Elliott Quince has some zombie Valentine's Day cards that will make your loved one's heart go pitter-pat. (And that might be the LAST sound it makes!)

Zombanana!

All I can say is that Benjamin Tripp is a fantastic artist. He's not just great, he's the GREATEST! And here's the evidence: