I don't need to poop anymore, thanks.

A glass-floored bathroom built over an elevator shaft?

That'll keep things moving. This is in the penthouse of a Mexican condo; the elevator shaft goes down 15 floors. Via.

"That book! It's horrible!"

By Nightmares Fear Factory.

Okay, okay, these folks are more horrified than disgusted. But since Halloween is coming, I thought I'd allow it. 

Plus, I've been enjoying looking at pictures of people FREAKING OUT at The Nightmares Fear Factory. It's a haunted house, and— well, just go look at their pictures! (Via.)