Over at Vauxhall Primary School in Liverpool (England), kids who poop or pee their pants are being sent HOME.
What a rip-off! Everyone knows that's not the way it's supposed to work. Here's how I remember it:
Mrs. Edwards: Oh Jenny, you've made a lovely fingerpainting. And Bart, why are you making that funny face?
Me: Urk!
Jenny: Somebody STINKS.
Mrs. Edwards: Oh Bart, again? Off to the school nurse you go. She'll hose you down and give you an entirely new wardrobe.Yep, those were the days. Anyway, a Vauxhall School spokesperson said, “Unless your child has been diagnosed with a medical condition, it is not our job to toilet-train them. This is a parent’s responsibility and you may be asked to keep your child at home and work with them until they are fully toilet-trained.”
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