October 3, 2014

And worst of all, he'll only score eight points!

Because each Scrabble tile has a point value, and each one of these letters is only worth one.

But wait—what if he gets a triple turd score? (Thanks, Doug D.!)

September 17, 2014

And that's the sweet truth

out of all the things we eat that were barfed up by other animals honey is my favorite

September 14, 2014

The Wisdom of the Ages

In 1530, the esteemed scholar Desiderius Erasmus dispensed advice:
"Some teach that boys should keep in the gas of their bellies by compressing their hindquarters. But it is not civil to become ill while you are trying to seem polite. If it is possible to leave, let him do it alone, but if not, follow the ancient proverb: Hide the fart with a cough." 
De civilitate morum puerilium

August 28, 2014

Since school's starting, now it's time for science class!

I'm sure you've wondered if farts carry germs. (And if you hadn't, you should have!) And now science gives us the answer:

Not if you pass gas while wearing clothes.

See, there ARE germs (friendly ones, but still) in the deadly aroma of back-door biscuits. But your pants, underwear, and/or dress filter them out. Yay.

The Moral of the Story: Don't walk around naked in the kitchen playing the butt trumpet.

August 25, 2014

Are you going to any Green Bay Packers' games this year?

If so, you can order this new item at Lambeau Field.
They call this gigantic sausage the "horse collar"…but I call it the "toilet seat"!

August 15, 2014

Hey, that kid's clogging the toilet!

I've written about the cool restaurant Modern Toilet before, but I love this photo from the place so much, I'm sharing it with you.
You're welcome!

August 10, 2014

Want to know how you’d die in outer space?

You’d be unconscious in 15 seconds, and would die a few minutes later from lack of oxygen. You’d also be radiated and frozen, but that would happen later, so you wouldn't notice it much. Cuz, you'd be dead.

I know this because I read the NPR article, “Boil, BurnOr Explode? How You Die In Space?” Ooh, and here’s a fun video about it!