January 20, 2015

The Mark of a Fine Museum

A kind soul visited the Smithsonian museum in Washington, DC and saw some REALLY interesting there...

December 31, 2014

New Year, New Vocabulary!

December 24, 2014

December 4, 2014

"Dude, light a match. A literary one, preferably."

What are “Literary Lites”? Oh, just matches that you light in the bathroom. In case you need to, um, mask an odor. Look, do I have to spell it out? Your poop reeks! 

Each matchbox comes with a literary theme. The available classics include:
  • Great Expellations
  • Fart of Darkness
  • The Prince and the Pooper
  • Van Winkle Ripped
  • The Great Gasby
  • The Ill Wind in the Willows
  • Atlas Sharted
  • Jane Air
  • The Outhouse at Pooh Corner
  • One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum
  • Howard's Rear End
  • A Rest Room with a View
  • A Game on the Throne

December 2, 2014

Story Time!

We know a family who has a daughter. I will call her "Kitty," but of course, this isn't her real name.

When she was three, Kitty heard her father say something odd to the neighbor: “Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!”

She didn't know what to make of this strange saying. But later that day Kitty had to poop. She ran to the bathroom and called out, “Mom, the monkeys are pushing it out!”

The End