Welcome to Gas, Kansas

Yes, Gas is an actual town. Its motto—"Don't pass Gas, stop and enjoy it!" Wow.

Picking a good place to visit

The very talented Matt Holm (author/illustrator of Babymouse and many others) is in China right now. And he spotted this fine establishment while there!

Be kind to the taxi driver, oh gaseous ones.

Noah Schachtman spotted this sign in his cab the other day.

please do not release your bowel gas in this taxi. be polite! i am a human being, not a dog or a goat. have a nice day.

You'll never believe what's in that Porta-Potty

The Lion, the Witch, and the Chemical-Smelling Poop Closet?

"Congrats! You found Narnia!" via joshuad80.

No smoothies for me, thanks.

Via David Michael Slater.

poopoo smoothies

As seen at the dog park.

Via!

please clean up after your elephant dog poop

Okay, who's the wise guy?

Going to the Olympics? Fishing in the toilets is not allowed!

So a Canadian snowboarder tweeted this photo of the bathroom rules in Sochi, Russia.

It makes sense, I guess, but those last two... I have questions:

1. Who fishes in toilets? 

2. WHAT IS THE PERSON IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT DOING?

And there are even more weird bathroom rules at the Olympics. For example, check out this sign:

 That's right, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FLUSH THE TOILET PAPER! You can imagine how fun it is to sit there, staring into a garbage can of soiled T.P.!

Finally, NEVER let the sink's water touch your face. Seriously! This is what it looks like:

My pee looks better than THAT! Keep up the good work, Russia. *facepalm*

Ain't that the truth!

And what a great gift idea.

coffee makes me poop

Oh yeah, like it's mucus's fault.

Via Jack Ohman.

Hey Anu—you really, really needed an apostrophe there!

I have no "idea" of WHAT I'm supposed to "do" in this restroom!

Via.

Having a rough day?

This is sure to cheer you up!

These biodegradable doggy poop bags are sort of exaggerating, what?

"HARNESSING THE POWER OF NATURE!"

Wow! Oh, that just means they're made of corn starch? *shrugs*

If you insist!

Baker Street Underground, London. Via.

Why is that car going so fast?

Never mind. (Via.)

Nice to see that this has been settled!

Via.

...and by 'Rock' we mean 'Poop'!

Via.

The Last Thing You Want to See in Class

Photo by S. Taylor.

Someone get that driver my book!

Via.