Bart King here. I've written a number of books for younger readers and immature adults. They include The Big Book of Boy Stuff, which was once Amazon’s bestselling children’s book. (Yes!)
I’m delighted to say that my titles have won both the Newbery Award and the Pulitzer Prize in Literature. (Of course, being delighted to say something doesn’t make it true!)
You can email me at email@example.com.
Oh, and one more thing: I like turtles.