Eggs and hot dogs—from beyond the grave!

I'm not sure where this one came from—sorry!

This season, be careful—because NOTHING's grosser than fruit cake!

Via.

And that's the sweet truth

Via Christina H.

out of all the things we eat that were barfed up by other animals honey is my favorite

It's time to flex your mentals and learn how your body makes gas from beans!

How a Bean Becomes a Fart from Giant Ant.

Are you going to any Green Bay Packers' games this year?

If so, you can order this new item at Lambeau Field.

They call this gigantic sausage the "horse collar"…but I call it the "toilet seat"!

Please to enjoy this South Korean children's book

[standing ovation!]

The Monkey and the Apple Tree was presented by heyorpheus.

No smoothies for me, thanks.

Via David Michael Slater.

poopoo smoothies

What's for dessert?

Oh. Yum. (Photo by jay cross.)

Who wants more macaroni-and-cheese cold cuts?

That's what I thought.

Happy Thanksgiving!

THE THREE MOST DISGUSTING WORDS IN THE WORLD

Congealed 
Vegetable
Salads.

Ick!

What's in a hot dog?

From the excellent article, “Applying morphologic techniques to evaluate hotdogs”:

“Hotdog ingredient labels are misleading; most brands are more than 50% water by weight. The amount of meat in most brands comprised less than 10% of the cross-sectional surface area. More expensive brands generally had more meat. All hotdogs contained other tissue types (bone and cartilage) not related to skeletal muscle; brain tissue was not present.” (Photo by sarae.)

Moko Moko Mokoletto!

Who wants some bubbly Japanese toilet candy? Anyone? You assemble the little toilet, pour in the dry candy, then add water. As the candy bubbles up the toilet bowl, you stick a straw in it and drink it. Here's a strangely silent explanation of what I'm talking about:

I ate lunch in this place.

Yum.

Sorry, my tongue's not prehensile.

This is credited to a Nashville hotel. Via.

"Please use tongues to pick up cookies, not hands."

Well played, La Hacienda.

La Hacienda makes hot sauce. This is their ad campaign. (Via.)

That's what you get for asking for extra cheese.

Or you could just get a cheese sandwich, made with all cheese.

Via and via.

Vegetarian Ham—Now flavored with chicken!

I love the line about "Vegetarian food are now complete without Natural Flavors duplicating the taste of meat and poultry"!

Make dinner on your toilet seats

A recent study shows that toilet seats are WAY cleaner and more hygienic than surfaces in the kitchen, like cutting boards. So go ahead—make a sandwich here! (Photo by Sustainable sanitation.)

Have a Hacky, Gaggy Thanksgiving!

Your guests will be sure to throw up in their mouths when they see the Thanksgiving feast you've laid out. After all, you're going to follow these serving suggestions from Discovery News, right? They include a delicious cranberry sauce that's topped with poached wax worms!

“A Thanksgiving Day meal with intentional insect ingredients is hardly the norm for most Americans, but it could be our future due to the cost, nutritional and environmental benefits of edible bugs.”