Do you like anime? And toilets?

Then today's your lucky day. 

(Via @unkogakkai.)

Moko Moko Mokoletto!

Who wants some bubbly Japanese toilet candy? Anyone? You assemble the little toilet, pour in the dry candy, then add water. As the candy bubbles up the toilet bowl, you stick a straw in it and drink it. Here's a strangely silent explanation of what I'm talking about:

"Big wheels keep on turning/Brown poop keeps on burning…”

This is the coolest story I’ve seen in a while: A Japanese toilet maker named Toto has released a hybrid toilet-motorcycle that runs on poop!

Yes, that is a toilet seat ON the motorcycle. You can poop right into the motorcycle while you’re driving it, and your poop will be converted to fuel to keep you rolling. Okay, that’d be pretty weird, so you could also just poop on the motorcycle while parked in the privacy of your garage.

Just put a roll of toilet paper on your handlebars!

Story from here (via), photos from here.

Learn English with the Diarrhea Dance!

What's great about this is you can practice a new language and get a dance workout in at the same time. ("I have a bad case of diarrhea *dance move* I have a bad case of diarrhea . . .")