My life is now complete.

Toddlers can bust grumpies between the handlebars!

“An employee of Japanese toilet maker TOTO, gets on the Toilet Bike Neo. TOTO has rolled out the eco-friendly three-wheel motorcycle with a specially customized toilet-shaped seat that runs on bio-fuel made from waste water or the discharge of livestock.”

I’ve seen motorcycles like this before…but not ones with toilets between the HANDLEBARS! Would a little kid perch there and bust a grumpy?

"Born to Poop Wild"!

Behold the eco-friendly motorcycle "Toilet Bike Neo"! It uses bio-fuel from discharges of livestocks or waste water.

In other words, this motorcycle runs on poop! (The toilet paper roll sure seems oversized.) Via.

"Big wheels keep on turning/Brown poop keeps on burning…”

This is the coolest story I’ve seen in a while: A Japanese toilet maker named Toto has released a hybrid toilet-motorcycle that runs on poop!

Yes, that is a toilet seat ON the motorcycle. You can poop right into the motorcycle while you’re driving it, and your poop will be converted to fuel to keep you rolling. Okay, that’d be pretty weird, so you could also just poop on the motorcycle while parked in the privacy of your garage.

Just put a roll of toilet paper on your handlebars!

Story from here (via), photos from here.