The toilet-seat cozy is a really, REALLY bad idea.

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I really, really want a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat.

Making sweet music!

Sometimes when I have a spectacular bowel movement, I like to come out of the bathroom and announce, "I just conducted a symphony of destruction!"

I have eight brothers and sisters. Know why that was nice?

When I was growing up, the toilet seat was never cold.

Make dinner on your toilet seats

A recent study shows that toilet seats are WAY cleaner and more hygienic than surfaces in the kitchen, like cutting boards. So go ahead—make a sandwich here! (Photo by Sustainable sanitation.)

Tricksy Toilet Seat

Ouch. Owie. Ooh.

Toilet-Seat Tossing from the Summer Redneck Games in Georgia

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Toilet Seat Emergencies

A UK man got stuck a toilet seat stuck around his body and had to go to a fire station to get it taken off. (He did it as a prank.) But the best part of this story was the quote from a fireman named Michael Burden said:

“He looked rather flushed when he arrived but [was] relieved when we managed to get the toilet seat off him.”

Good one!