Please Wash Your Face With Soap

I don't usually like it when someone is trying too hard to be gross. These people are usually trying to set a record of some kind, and that's the case with Fin Keheler.

But I have a double-standard: I don't mind it when kids Try Too Hard! So I'm happy to root for 11-year old Fin and his quest to fit more snails on his face (for ten seconds!) than anyone else in the history of the world. As you can see, Fin managed to squeeze in 43!

There is a slight danger that someone will try to do something similar to Fin. For example, what if an unwitting Ultra-Gross! reader tries to set the world record for leeches on the face? You see the problem! (Photo by Suzanne Davis for AP; Fin's story here.)