Hurray! The World's First Synthetic Blood Beverage Is Here!

From its website:

Blood Energy Potion [is] the world's first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!

Wait, so it looks like blood and has the same nutrition as blood, but it doesn’t even TASTE like blood? What a rip-off! I’ll stick with the real thing, thanks.