What is it, Toilet Paper Mime? It's a warning? Okay!
"Beware . . . of . . . an expensive toilet seat?"
Oh, you must mean the carbon-fiber toilet seat that I just bought. Yep, it's a real beauty. Sure, it was almost $300, but still.
That's it, I can't buy a toilet seat that relies on bad grammar.
But what's this ... "Due to the nature of the product, all sales are final"!!??
Dang it! @#^&!
Well, thanks for trying, Toilet Paper Mime. I'll listen better next time!
Toilet Paper Mime from the New York Times.