April 14, 2012

Special Delivery!

Someone in my household has been having trouble with his or her digestive system lately. So to analyze the problem, this person's poop needs to go to the lab for tests.

What I didn't realize was that the poop would be mailed in. As I was going out to run some errands, I saw an unusual package by the front door.

"Are you going by FedEx?" I was asked.

"Sure," I said. "Why?"

"Perfect! You can send in my stool samples."

Great. Just great.

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