November 5, 2013

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEE STANDING UP

Oops, caps lock! Anyway, that's quite a lot of splashing going on. And don't worry, that's "simulated urine," not the real thing.

But of course they're going to SAY that. Huh—maybe it's real pee…in which case, I'm not cleaning the bathroom! (But I might think about sitting on the toilet next time.)

If you’re a guy who doesn’t want to splash while peeing, here’s what science says to do:

At a Urinal—The smaller the angle, the better. The smaller the distance, the better. So stand close and aim for the porcelain wall, not any water that might be at the bottom of the urinal.

At a Toilet—Are you a good aim? I mean, like a deadeye pee sniper? Then aim just below the rim of the toilet. That way, you’re not splashing the water, which is the big no-no.
(Or just sit!) 

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