Showing posts with label flowers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flowers. Show all posts

June 3, 2011

That's one big Corpse Flower!

You may wonder why the Corpse Flower is called the Corpse Flower. I’ll tell you: It’s because it smells like a rotting body.

And since the bloom can be over nine-feet tall, it’s the rotting body of a giant!  

Hey, since it’s so big and has since an appropriate smell, I wonder why the Corpse Flower isn’t a popular flower at funerals?

Oh well. Embrace the mystery!

Photo from the Telegraph.

December 26, 2010

Flowers sure are purty...even turd blossoms!

With a new year coming, it's time to turn over a new leaf here at Ultra-Gross. Why write about disgusting things all the time? So let's talk about flowers!

I always thought that the worst name for a flower was the strangleweed. That’s the nickname for a flowering vine also known as the devils-guts, witch's shoelaces, and dodder

But I had forgotten about the turd blossom!

In Texas, a turd blossom is ANY flower that grows in a pile of poop. Usually cow poop.

Fun Fact: Turd Blossom is also the nickname that former President George W. Bush gave to his advisor, Karl Rove.
Photo from Travel Folio.