Headline of the Day: “Straight poop on hockey glove defecation incident”

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According to this hockey site, a player in the New England Senior Hockey League is banned from the League for "defecating in an opponent's glove following a fight on the ice."

Yes, he pooped in another player's glove. According to one of the athletes: 

"Apparently there was a big fight and one of the guys' gloves got thrown over the glass. When everyone involved was kicked out of the game, the guy who threw the glove, walked over and picked it up. He then proceeded to take a dump in it."

Okay. So that's, like, bad sportsmanship, right?

Mike Modano tweets something unpleasant.

Dang, I guess hockey players get pretty nervous before games.

Better to do it on the tile floor than out on the ice!