Need a few gift ideas for your holiday list? Ultra-Gross! has you covered! First up is a hand-crafted statue of a gnome picking his nose. As his website says, “He has a bit of plumbers crack, and is digging quite heartily into his nostril.”
Gee, who wouldn’t want one?
Addition: Apparently, there's a good reason NOT to get garden gnomes. They're a fire hazard!
For little kids, consider this toy truck that poops dominoes behind it… it’s just like those REAL trucks that poop dominoes! (Wait, why is this truck pooping dominoes? Oh, never mind!)
Finally, you could make a custom sign like this one and place it next to your friend’s computer. Laughter will ensue! Like my dad always said that it’s all fun and games… until someone gets electrocuted. (Then it's more fun and games!)
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