The Worst Statue in the World

One look at this statue of a kid getting potty-training convinced me: This is the worst statue in the world.

Is it because of the bizarre postures of the bodies?

Or the fact that the grandmother with the weird necklace seems a little TOO interested in what's in the can?

I don't know...but I don't like it. Manneken Pis never looked so good!

ADDITION: A reader has pointed out that that ISN'T a grandmother, it's a doctor. And that's NOT a "weird necklace", it's a stethoscope. This means three things:
1.) This statue shows a doctor investigating a possibly sick kid's poop.
2.) I'm an idiot!
3.) This is STILL the worst statue in the world.