What's Marilyn Monroe Doing in a Blog Like This?

Remember that “peeing like a racehorse” post? Here’s an addition!

Marilyn Monroe was a world-famous entertainer. When she got engaged to writer Arthur Miller, Marilyn had to go meet his mother. 

Everything went great until Marilyn asked to use the bathroom. It was located RIGHT next to the living room, and it had a thin door. Worried that she might be overheard, Marilyn Monroe turned on the water in the tub AND sink while she took care of her business.

The next day, Arthur spoke with his mom and asked, “How did you like Marilyn?” 

And his mother answered, “She’s sweet, a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful girl... but she pees louder than a horse!”