I seem to be a little backed up *ahem* with stories, so let me offload a few right now:
hats out of meat.
—Not to be outdone, this guy designed a HOUSE out of meat...and the meat would be grown in a lab!
—People who ride this roller coaster end up eating flies.
—This is a urinal that doesn't use water. (Except for pee.)
—This guy made a fart-operated random channel TV remote control. (This guy is either insane or my hero!)
—And finally, the state of Florida sent in a hazardous material team to deal with something horrible: A five-gallon jar of rotten mayonnaise.