A friend of mine is in the African country of Tanzania...and he sent me this photo of his toilet. Awesome! (In case you've never used a squat toilet before, you just squat over it.)
Ah Your Grand Grossness, this goes back to a few days ago of your 'do not stand on toilet to do your 'business'' picture. Again, this is especially true in places that have either a large African descendant population or again citizens from a particular religion, which I am painstakingly avoiding mentioning here by name. Nice tie-in, extra credit! (Now if you want a real gross description, I could share my 'gotta go NOW!' moment with you - which just happened to be the first time I saw one of these... oh the horror!! Oh the balance!!)
Hi Ziggy, Another superlative comment! As I finished it, I had a scatological vision of your shoes and...well, let's just say you had to hose them off. Thanks for that! All the best, HGG (His Grand Grossness)
Ah Your Grand Grossness, this goes back to a few days ago of your 'do not stand on toilet to do your 'business'' picture. Again, this is especially true in places that have either a large African descendant population or again citizens from a particular religion, which I am painstakingly avoiding mentioning here by name. Nice tie-in, extra credit! (Now if you want a real gross description, I could share my 'gotta go NOW!' moment with you - which just happened to be the first time I saw one of these... oh the horror!! Oh the balance!!)
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ReplyDeleteAnother superlative comment! As I finished it, I had a scatological vision of your shoes and...well, let's just say you had to hose them off. Thanks for that!
All the best,
HGG (His Grand Grossness)
Hose them off? Try burn them and then scatter the ashes along over 200 miles of backroads...
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