This product has the unwieldy name of A Knight to Remember Gothic Bath Tissue Holder. Which is bogus, because anyone who's truly Gothic doesn't wipe...and knights just held it! (Taking off all that armor to bust a grumpy was just too much trouble.) All of which reminds me of a poem that got a lot of mileage in ye olde family home:
In days of old, when knights were bold
And toilets had not been invented
They laid their load by the side of the road
And went away, contented.
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