Wildlife Safari Adventures!

Him: Look— these lions are playing in the river.
Her: It's AWESOME! *squeal*
Him: There is a slight problem though...
Her: Do you think they'll notice us? We're not too close are we?
Him: No, I'm sure we're fine. It's just that all this water is making me need to go Number One!
Her: Never mind that now— look, they want to play with us!
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Her: Maybe we are too close.

Photo from here.