November 28, 2010

Run Away from Brown Eye!

"Run away!"
Wow! There's a new butt cover for pets called Rear Gear. The idea is that you hang this little sign from your dog or cat's tail. And it covers up its...anal aperture.

The Rear Gear motto is "No more brown eye." But look at the butts of those brown mutts! A brown eye would match their color better than the patch!

So doesn't the Rear Guard actually draw attention to the spot we're trying to ignore?

Maybe Rear Guard is for people who are super-squeamish. You know, the kinds of people who can barely handle picking up dog poop...or the kinds of people who read this blog!

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