December 31, 2010

Dear Customized Facebook Ad:

I do not currently have a bedwetting problem.

Thank you for your concern.

Hey, why do you think I have a bedwetting problem? Does something in my profile suggest it? Have my Facebook friends been talking about my bedwetting problem? Not that I have one, but you know how people are.

I mean, maybe I just like the FEEL of rubber sheets, you know?

Maybe I better send for that brochure just in case.

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