Bathroom Drama!

I heard something funny last night. It was a Brit talking about toilet paper.

But for his quote to make sense, you need to know two things:

1. Some people think recycled (or "eco") toilet paper is rougher than regular t.p.
2. Brits sometimes call toilet paper rolls by the name "bog rolls."

Okay, here it is:

"I’m as eco-friendly as the next guy, but a recycled bog-roll is like taking a cheese grater to a bullet wound."