Because "Canned Cat" does NOT mean the same thing as "Canned Cat Food"!
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome . . . THE POP-TARDS!!"But sometimes it's the customers who foul things up... like the wise-guy who threw a fake severed foot in with the ham.
Now I'm not in the mood to eat ham OR severed feet. Thanks a lot, buddy!
Top photo by calvinhp,
bottom two from Buzzfeed.