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A Scottish teenager named John Davis set a world's record for eating a pound of
haggis in two minutes.
Here are two things wrong with this story.
1.) This
article refers to haggis as a "
delicacy." That is incorrect. Haggis is an atrocity. (In case you don't know, haggis is a sheep's
stomach stuffed with chunks of the sheep's
heart, liver, lungs and fat. Oh, and some
oatmeal.)
2.) The eating contest took place at the
International Haggis Championship. The fact that this event exists is an outrage against humanity!
For a video of the contestants eating the haggis, go here. Top photo from STV-Edinburgh.
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