August 12, 2011

Wise Restroom Advice

Frample Tromwibbler gives the following advice for people about to poop in a public restroom:
Grab some toilet paper and wipe the seat. The benefits of this are three-fold:  
1. You have already established that there IS toilet paper.  
2. You may have wiped disease-ridden pee off the seat, saving expensive medical costs later.  
3. Your stool now has a soft landing, helping to eliminate the dreaded “splashback”!
Thanks, Frample!

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