September 8, 2011

Are you tired of sitting on cold toilet seats? You need the Toastie Tush!

I love this line: "A simple solution to an age-old problem, blahblahblah, etc."

As if people have been sitting on toilets for ages. (Readers of The Big Book of Gross Stuff know this is not the case!)


  1. Really? Traveling with a heated toilet seat? Is it really that necessary?

  2. It's as essential as a gasoline-powered turtleneck!


No bad words, thanks!