November 11, 2011

Vocabulary! (Just admit it: You’re totally bdolotic.)

By Mike Brown
As everyone knows, bdolotic means “to pass a lot of gas.” This is what happens when you eat carminative foods (the ones that make you fart). 

Hey, did you know that the word “fart” comes from the Middle English word farten or ferten ... and THAT comes from the Old English word feortan?

Anyway, if you’re lucky, your flatulence will come out as SBDs that you can blame on someone else. Silent But Deadly farts are also known as feists. This apparently comes from the old Middle English fisten, which unsurprisingly means to break wind. (And if you DO break wind, please be sure to pick up the pieces.)

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