December 7, 2011

How to Find Hidden Treasure!

  • Get up early on a fall or winter day, while it's still dark.
  • Let the dog out onto the yard, preferably when it's covered in leaves. Brown leaves.
  • Observe dog bust a grumpy. Using local landmarks, note where it is, so you can pick it up later.
  • At daylight, voyage forth to find the canine's vile intestinal product. Shuffle through leaves. Use landmarks. Nothing? Keep looking! Ah, what's that beneath your shoe? 
  • You have found the hidden treasure.
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    No bad words, thanks!