"I fill my underwear with a travel pillow full of brisket."
Nick Krill was on Conan O'Brien's show the other night. Starting at 1:05, Kroll starts telling a story about pooping his pants. It goes on too long, and he's a little too pleased with himself about the whole thing, but still . . . not many adults tell stories about how they filled their underwear with brisket, so we'll allow it.