Normally, you'd be out of luck. But not in Millaa Millaa, Australia. Because look, over there . . .
It's the loo that is taking the term toilet humour to a whole new level - and it has Millaa Millaa residents in a spin.
After being told it would cost more than $80,000 to build a toilet at the local cemetery, the Chamber of Commerce decided to take issues into their own hands and build their own - in the shape of a coffin.
"You have to be careful, not everyone is going to have our macabre sense of humour," Chamber president Pat Reynolds said. "But we did it with good intentions. It's for firstly, the cemetery, and secondly, maybe a few more people will notice Millaa Millaa."
Hey, I noticed!