The Google iPhone app has a tool ("Goggles") that identifies an object after you take a photo of it.
So I took a photo of myself and ran it through the program. And those are its matches for my self-portrait.
I don't mind the bowl of yogurt, or the dog in the bathtub so much. The baby? The women? I can live with that.
But a TOILET?! Uncool, Goggles. Very uncool.