According to its maker, the Squatty Potty is what you need to bust a grumpy correctly.
That's because "the natural squat position improves our ability to eliminate."
Okay ... so why am I using a toilet again?
Also, that woman REALLY doesn't know how to poop. She's forgetting one important detail!
This guy also has a problem, but at least he has the right attitude: Im gonna poop.