Hey! Do you want to see a rhino pee for a REALLY long time?

Yes? Then you're in luck!

This is a white rhino, but I'm sure the tourists know that. Over at Scientific American, Julie Hecht transcribed their expert commentary:

Man #1: I got a good video of him having a pee.

Man #2: Ya look at that. Wow!

Woman: Wow!

Man #1: Wow! What a pee! That’s better than one of mine!

Woman: Don’t brag on camera.

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