August 28, 2014

Since school's starting, now it's time for science class!

I'm sure you've wondered if farts carry germs. (And if you hadn't, you should have!) And now science gives us the answer:

Not if you pass gas while wearing clothes.

See, there ARE germs (friendly ones, but still) in the deadly aroma of back-door biscuits. But your pants, underwear, and/or dress filter them out. Yay.

The Moral of the Story: Don't walk around naked in the kitchen playing the butt trumpet.

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