I was just reading an article about new underwear that can measure your health. These “bio-undies” have sensors that keep track of your heart rate, breathing, and butt odor. (Just kidding about the last one.)
But seriously, “bio-undies” would be a good way to track the health of soldiers in battle…the undies would even show if the soldier needed to drink some water!
Speaking of people with guns, we can now go from the smartest underwear ever invented to the stupidest! There is a type of underwear called Thunderwear that is designed so that a person can carry a handgun with him while he goes jogging, plays basketball, or just lounges around in his underwear. (Click "Read more" to continue.)

