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Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts
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January 18, 2015

Okay, Baby Laugh-a-Lot isn't exactly gross...

But she sure is SCARY!
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Labels: ads, dolls, laughter

March 23, 2012

Breaking Wind News! Man passes gas, anchorwoman cracks up.

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Labels: gas, laughter, news

March 30, 2011

You Know the Rule:


As soon as you get a mouthful of milk, some clown will make you laugh!
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Labels: food/drink, laughter
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Hey Supervillains—

Hey Supervillains—
Click on this cover!

The School Library Journal says:

“The Big Book of Superheroes is highly browsable [with] entertaining comics peppered throughout... An excellent addition to library and classroom collections.”

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With an unofficial ranking of 87, Bart qualifies as one of America's Top 100 Barts. He’s a longtime social studies teacher with an MA in history who’s written over 30 books. Projects include a science fiction nove titled The Drake Equation (Disney), a 2021 Choose Your Own Adventure book called The Time Travel Inn, and a learned treatise on wordplay called Bad Dad Jokes: That’s How Eye Roll. In addition to editing and writing, Bart also reads a lot. Oh, and he likes turtles.
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Available everywhere? How sad.

Available everywhere? How sad.
Reviews below!

The Big Book of Gross Stuff: REVIEWS!

—“The irreverent writing style is frequently laugh-out-loud funny...There are certainly middle school kids (let's face it, boys) who will eat it up.”
School Library Journal

—“Bring [this] to a party to giggle over, or use it to find topics for a school report or science experiment. It's something you'll read...then stop and read that bit aloud to the nearest person, because they just HAVE to hear it. Rating: A”
PBS, It's My Life

—“The Big Book of Gross Stuff is a sure hit with the 8- to 12-year-old set.”
The Florida Times-Union

—“Eew! Ick! Cool! King [takes] on messy topics that adolescent boys adore and explains the facts behind them in a clear and entertaining way.”
The Birmingham News

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“Bart King...is a master at presenting yucky stuff with humor and teachable moments found in history, science and the whole wide world.
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The Post and Courier

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“I loved Gross Stuff.
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Ron Charles, book reviewer for the Washington Post

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More reviews!

—“Factual, witty, and pleasantly disgusting— this book will not only entertain and educate, it'll make your stomach quiver while stimulating the brain with trivia.
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—“The Big Book of Gross Stuff provides a multitude of 'Hey-listen-to-this' factoids and plenty of belly laughs for readers who like to dip into wacky (but educational) reading.
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—“Fascinating fun!”
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—“This is a hilarious book about science, nature and the human body.”
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—“Bart King is a lot like Bill Nye the Science Guy. He teaches kids and immature adults about science and the human body, but King takes it to a whole new level—a new and disgusting level.” The Daily Vanguard

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How big is a "big book"?

How big is a "big book"?
Well, maybe not THAT big.

I talked about gross stuff...

I talked about gross stuff...
...on The Bob & Tom Show!

More Endorsements!

—“[My son] has barely put the book down, and has read to me the same sections at least two or three times with a laugh that brings a smile to all parents' faces. [This book] has brought a lot of laughter into our house over the weekend and it has a little boy reading it over and over.” Parent testimonial, Raincoast Books

—“[This book] landed on my doorstep and in the hands of my son. After numerous evenings listening to my son giggle himself to sleep, I had to see for myself what was so funny. And I'm embarrassed to say that I had trouble putting the book down.” The Spilt Milk Moms blog

—“King dives into the subject in his typical tongue-in-cheek fashion, and it's the right style to keep your kids turning the pages … If you want to give your kid something that they'll likely read from cover to cover, give them a copy.” Thomas Duff, Top 50 Amazon Book Reviewer

“Stuffed with the trivia, facts, and history of everything nasty... It’s written to target kids 8-14, but at 25 I still found this incredibly entertaining ... So go on, don't be squeamish ... check Gross Stuff out!” The Fashionista Piranha

—“Any kid who reads the book will come out the other end a lot smarter and will have a great time doing it.” Dr. Michael Milone, author of Nasha: The First Dog

—“[Our son] has read it from cover to cover, but he still carries it around, giggling while he flips through it over and over again. So thank you… You've thoroughly entertained the boy and grossed us out at the same time.” The “Left to Their Own Devices” blog

—“[This book] will…get tweens laughing while burying their noses deep into the pages.” Examiner.com, “A list for reluctant young readers”

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