"Just go poop!"

A six-year old has some brilliant advice for his teacher:

Dear Mrs. Clark
I heard you did not feel good. Well win that happens hears a trick to learn............
Just go POOP!
I am not kiding it works with me every morning I fell bad. SO JUST rememBer win you fell bad the first thing yo udo is POOP!

Special Delivery!

That is one mighty fine deadline!

"I've been posting my letters in the dog poo box for TWO YEARS"

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