Want to see some "Dramatic Portraits of Dogs Pooping"?

Why not?

This is my favorite:

Eye, Eye, Sir!

A guy named Robert D. Bruce took a picture of his eye. From REALLY close. Ick!

Let's read minds!

Dog: Isn't it a little weird for a photographer to want a picture of this?

Woman: We're SUCH a cute couple!

Man: I'm SUCH a cool dude.

Photographer: This will be the finest photo in the history of the world.

That Spider's Got SPRINGS

Thomas Shahan is a photographer who gets up-close-and-personal with a variety of fierce-looking invertebrates.

Some of his subjects are scary, but in a weird way, once you're looking right into a spider's eye (eye-yai-yai!), it's actually pretty cool. Ooh, and Shahan does videos too! Check out this jumping spider: