December 21, 2009

"Sleigh Bells Ring/Are You Listening?/Padded Toilet Paper/It Is Glistening!"

At first this didn't make sense to me. When the holiday season rolls around, sales of quilted toilet paper go through the roof. But why? Does the cold force people to wrap themselves in padded t.p. for warmth?

Good theory, but no. It turns out this is the season when people are most likely to have houseguests. And what better way to impress your Uncle Milton than to show him real butt luxury?
Story from the Telegraph.

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