March 26, 2010

Eyeballing Some Jewelry?

If you're in the market for some jewelry, consider this Green Zombie Eye ring. But be careful! Just as real zombies are rotting and therefore somewhat delicate, this ring is also fragile.
My favorite part of the maker's description is this: "Comes with a certificate of authenticity." Really? Somewhere out there is a one-eyed zombie? How cruel have we become?

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