Horror Stories from the Bathroom

Maybe you've run into this problem too? Your options are:
1.) Call for help.
2.) Scream for help.
3.) Imitate MacGyver and fashion a butt-wiping device out of the toilet paper roll, some chewing gum, and whatever you have in your pockets.

This graphic is from a T-shirt design by Glenn Jones (aka Glennz). He does great work; I have a couple of his shirts in the closet right now.