April 12, 2010

What I Don't Want to Be for Halloween

It's hard to think of a costume I'd rather NOT wear than this one. Imagine what could happen!

*ding dong*
[Door opens]
Me: Trick or treat!
Homeowner: Er...why are you dressed as a huge pile of poop?
Me: You know, there really isn't an explanation!
Homeowner: Well, I'll give you some candy if you'll clear off quickly. It doesn't do to have poop on the front porch.
Me: Yes!

Hmmm...maybe I SHOULD wear this costume after all!

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