The toilet is where some people have their best thoughts.

Or not!

Happy Holidays!

It's a toilet dressed up as a cute little Santa! Via.

Look, we dressed our dog as a lobster boiling to death in a pot!

Uncool!

"Don't eat the baby!"

"For the love of all that's holy, 
let me OUT of this thing!"

That's how I roll!

I've seen many costumes in my time. But THIS simple, elegant Toilet-Paper Man might be the best of all!

Photo by Bob Jagendorf.

What I Don't Want to Be for Halloween

It's hard to think of a costume I'd rather NOT wear than this one. Imagine what could happen!

*ding dong*

[Door opens]

Me: Trick or treat!

Homeowner: Er...why are you dressed as a huge pile of poop?

Me: You know, there really isn't an explanation!

Homeowner: Well, I'll give you some candy if you'll clear off quickly. It doesn't do to have poop on the front porch.

Me: Yes!

Hmmm...maybe I SHOULD wear this costume after all!